From the Author:
Based on today's standards, it seems like I started exercising my sexual prowess very late in life, which was at the age of 17. However once I found out how great SEX was, I certainly didn't waste any time trying to catch up. I've referred to myself as a Male Whore Dog, because for the next 45 years, my thirst for SEXUAL conquests was almost an obsession. I quickly developed a very high SEX drive and thought nothing of looking for, and getting, SEXUAL gratification many times every day, often with several different women. Some people become addicted to booze, drugs, money, work, or power. I became addicted to SEX.

I certainly don't have a list of conquests like a Wilt Chamberlain or Gene Simmons or Ron Jeremy, however even before I owned an ESCORT AGENCY I had many occupations such as playing in Bands, being an Entertainment Agent, and being a professional Speaker, which allowed me to do a lot of traveling. Because of this exposure, I had the opportunity to meet more unique, beautiful, and talented ladies every month, than most men do in a lifetime. If you do the math, meeting more women simply means more possibilities for SEX. In addition, I was in the spotlight much of the time, and attracted many groupies in these different professions. In my earlier years, I would go to bed with, or at least have some quick SEX with, almost any female that let me know she was available. In many cases, the ones that played hard to get, would almost end up being trophies.

As I grew older, I started looking for ladies, where I could enjoy a combination of both a physical and mental Intercourse. I was fortunate to develop many intense and memorable relationships with some very special women. Looking back, I'm very lucky that Aids was not a concern during my escapades. If that had been a problem, I would have probably died a long time ago, or at least missed out on some wonderful experiences. Thankfully, the only problems I ever had could be taken care of with some Blue Ointment or a few shots of Penicillin.

I've purposely left out references to and experiences with my ex-wives, except for my first, who really was “the first”. It's not my intent to harm anyone so I've changed a few names, or descriptions, or places. I must also admit that during my later years, I've learned to appreciate all women and I have tried to treat each of them with a very special respect. There are thousands of memories, which could have been included, however I've chosen to only write about 69 to start with in Volume One. These were usually my first time enjoying something new or a special occasion. Heck, I get excited just reading the Chapter Titles. This is a small sampling of the best of the best, with much more to “cum”.

I sincerely hope that both males and females will receive many hours of EROTIC stimulation while reading about these experiences. I have enjoyed remembering them almost as much as living them. I've also tried to identify some of the more important lessons I've learned about life, SEX, and relationships. One thing is for certain, if there is an afterlife, I would certainly like to come back as a female.

This book is dedicated to the wonderful women who loved me, cared for me, taught me, nurtured me, protected me, and even a few who took advantage of me. I love you all!

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CHAPTER TITLES: (69 Chapters and 126 pages crammed with pure pleasure)
PART 1 - THE FORMATIVE YEARS
CHAPTER 1:   THE FIRST TIME
CHAPTER 2:   YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW
CHAPTER 3:   DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE
CHAPTER 4:   SHE WANTED ME TO DRIVE
CHAPTER 5:   PLAYING AT LEAST TWICE EACH NIGHT
CHAPTER 6:   I HELPED ROCK THE BOAT
CHAPTER 7:   I BECAME A GOOD WILL AMBASSADOR
CHAPTER 8:   TWO GIGS ARE BETTER THAN ONE
CHAPTER 9:   GETTING READY TO COME HOME
CHAPTER 10: THE TRIP HOME WAS A RIDE TO REMEMBER

PART 2 - BACK HOME AGAIN IN INDIANA
CHAPTER 11: PLUMBERS REALLY DO LAY PIPE
CHAPTER 12: CAR SALESMEN CAN DEMONSTRATE
CHAPTER 13: HOW'S YOUR CREDIT?
CHAPTER 14: WHAT'S IT WORTH TO YOU?

PART 3 - WHAT YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT GROUPIES IS TRUE
CHAPTER 15: MY FIRST GROUPIE
CHAPTER 16: MY FIRST VIRGIN
CHAPTER 17: WE COULDN'T PRACTICE, SO WE PLAYED
CHAPTER 18: THEY COULDN'T GET ENOUGH
CHAPTER 19: WHAT A FOLLOWING
CHAPTER 20: BLACK & WHITE IN WAUKEGAN
CHAPTER 21: IS FOUR A DAY TOO MUCH?
CHAPTER 22: THE CIRCUS CUMS TO TOWN

PART 4 - I BOOKED MORE THAN JUST BANDS
CHAPTER 23: THE OWNER'S DAUGHTER BROKE ME IN
CHAPTER 24: A GREAT WAY TO MAKE THE SALE
CHAPTER 25: IF YOU CAN FIND A HOOKER, MAKE ONE
CHAPTER 26: IT TOOK ME A YEAR TO SCORE
CHAPTER 27: MY BANDS TOOK CARE OF ME
CHAPTER 28: THERE SHE BLOWS

PART 5 - ON THE ROAD AGAIN
CHAPTER 29: LEARNING SIGN LANGUAGE
CHAPTER 30: MONEY TALKS
CHAPTER 31: EARLY MORNINGS CAN BE EXCITING
CHAPTER 32: BACK ROADS ARE BEAUTIFUL
CHAPTER 33: REST AREAS CAN BE REWARDING
CHAPTER 34: SHE NEEDED GAS MONEY

PART 6 - SPEAKERS HAVE GROUPIES TOO
CHAPTER 35: SHE REALLY WAS AN ACTRESS
CHAPTER 36: SHE GAVE GOOD PHONE
CHAPTER 37: HOW ABOUT A GOLDEN SHOWER?
CHAPTER 38: SHE BROKE HER VOW OF CELIBACY
CHAPTER 39: ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
CHAPTER 40: WHEN IS OLD TOO OLD?
CHAPTER 41: BARTERING CAN BE BEAUTIFUL
CHAPTER 42: PORN STARS IN VEGAS
CHAPTER 43: POWER ATTRACTS PUSSY

PART 7 - LOOKING FOR A LEGITIMATE MASSAGE
CHAPTER 44: IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
CHAPTER 45: THE GIRL IN RED
CHAPTER 46: ORIENTALS CAN BE ORIGINAL
CHAPTER 47: LESBIANS CAN DO LOVERS TOO
CHAPTER 48: THE BEST THERE WAS

PART 8 – VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE
CHAPTER 49: THE FLYING FUCK
CHAPTER 50: A SWEET NOTE ON MY PILLOW
CHAPTER 51: ONE OF MY FEW REGRETS
CHAPTER 52: I GAVE GOOD PHONE
CHAPTER 53: RICH, DRUNK, AND HORNY
CHAPTER 54: THESE TWO WERE TROUBLE
CHAPTER 55: A GREAT MOTHER & DAUGHTER ACT
CHAPTER 56: SISTERS CAN GET JEALOUS
CHAPTER 57: THREE IS TOO MUCH

PART 9 – BOREDOM LEADS TO TROUBLE
CHAPTER 58: LOOKING FOR A HOOKER
CHAPTER 59: THE MORE THE MERRIER
CHAPTER 60: MY PERSONAL FT. LAUDERDALE FANTASY LAND
CHAPTER 61: HOW TO GET FREE SEX UP TO 5 TIMES A DAY
CHAPTER 62: STARTING AN ESCORT AGENCY
CHAPTER 63: TEACHING THE GIRLS TO SUCK & FUCK
CHAPTER 64: I EVEN BECAME AN ESCORT
CHAPTER 65: MY ALCOHOLIC AFTERNOON DELIGHT
CHAPTER 66: FINDING “HOLLY WOOD”
CHAPTER 67: HOW TO MAKE “THE SHORT LIST”
CHAPTER 68: THE HARDEST WORKING GIRL IN THE SEX BUSINESS
CHAPTER 69: MOTHER HEN

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Revised 12/23/08